The Wizard of Ego

Normally I don't publicly post items from Mt. Email (which one seems
compelled to respond to even though the messages are piling up like
Tetris blocks), but this one sounded so fervent, only to bounce back
from the sender's address -- so I am dumping my response en-Net,
whilst cloaking his sekret identity...

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Gary in alt.fan.pratchett wants to know:
>Pardon the hintrusion, but are you indeed THE Mike "speed and time"
>Jittlov????

I am that THE.  There can be only one.  (Unless I finally find my
Future Wife.  Valentine's Day nears.  Hark, I hear a tiny violin..)

>If so, may I worship at your feet. If not, BYE!!

Nope.  Terry Pratchett rates that, but not I.  Wiz-bye ^/~

>PS how did you make your eyes go "TING!!" in the fillum??

The Wiz-Brain has erased the memory.  Cuz it sounds painful.

>Can I have your Hautograff??

Only for a moment.  I'll need it to sign this month's phone-bill.

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