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Newsgroup: alt.ascii-art
Subject: Small Ascii Pics (68)

ObFun: OK, I tried MS Windows once.  But I didn't inhale.
       Drag me, drop me, make me feel like an object.
       BUFFERS=40, FILES=30, 9:25 left in the 4th quarter.  2nd down, 5 yards
        to go!
       Pound forehead on keyboard to continue ...
       Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue.
       Canadian DOS prompt:   EH:\>
       Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
       Did anyone see my lost carrier?
       Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
       Oops.  My brain just hit a bad sector.
       C program run.  C program crash.  C programmer quit.
       PROGRAM  (pro'-gram)  [n] A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it
        to turn one's input into error messages.    [vi] To engage in a pastime
        similar to banging one's head against a wall, but, with fewer
        opportunities for reward.

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You got to know when to code 'em, know when to modem.

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Success is simply a matter of luck.  Just ask any failure.

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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

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If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanatarian eat?
If CON and PRO are opposites, is Congress the opposite of Progress??

Two-Line Ascii-Art:
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 Oo   o=     .       ,S     (v)        o..o   |UU|UUU|UU|UUU|
d_L  >v)  >(v<       4       =         (\/)S  |||||||||||||||
dog, duck, fish, flamingo, light bulb, mouse, keyboard

Three-Line Ascii-Art:
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):X  ]:o_    /     >: o    8:X   ((((     (:XC    |\__      |\___
(_|   |O =  (: op   \\_/\  (_|  ( )(:[    | v|  (:> __)X  (:o ___(
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cat, cow,   dog,   horse, mouse, spider, walrus, penguin,  ghost,

  ____  _    /(_M_)\    /~(_)~\
66    \/ /  (  _ _  )  (  :=:  =====II
=-_\/_/\_\   \( V )/    \_(~)_/
fish,       bat signal,    violin

Four-Line Ascii-Art:
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ooooO Ooooo   _____      Y     \~~~\         _____        _____
(   ) (   )  |==   |   (:'     /|~~/|     oo/><><>\   ^..^     \9
)  (   )  (  |  o. |    ))    |~~~|?|    ( -)><><><>  (oo)_____/
(__)   (__)  |__O__|   ((     |___|/       L|_|L|_|`     WW  WW
feet,     5.25" disk, snake, anything box,  turtle,       pig
Randy Ransom - (v) ran(dy+som)

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Isn't "Criminal Lawyer" redundant?

     _____________    _____________    _____________    _____________
    | ___________ |  | ___________ |  | ___________ |  | ___________ |
    ||  | \_/ |  ||  ||  | \_/ |  ||  ||  | \_/ |  ||  ||  | \_/ |  ||
    ||  | o.o |  ||  ||  | o.o |  ||  ||  | o.o |  ||  ||  | o.o |  ||
    || ==( _ )== ||  || ==( _ )== ||  || ==( _ )== ||  || ==( _ )== ||
    ||--U-----U--||  ||--U-----U--||  ||--U-----U--||  ||--U-----U--||
    ||___________||  ||___________||  ||___________||  ||___________||
    |-------------|  |-------------|  |-------------|  |-------------|

What is a "free" gift ?  Aren't all gifts free?


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