Re: Murderous Winnie-The-Pooh story request
From Colin Douthwaite <Col...@equinox.gen.nz>
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· 21 Aug 1994 05:22 · View full thread
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CZERWINSKI,Alex (CHE...@LUFF.LATROBE.EDU.AU) wrote:
: Could someone please post me a story about Winnie-The-Pooh getting stoned and
: killing his friends, which was in this group some year ago ?
: Alex Czerwinski La Trobe University Melbourne AUSTRALIA
: internet: che...@lure.latrobe.edu.au
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Pooh gets stoned and visits his Friends.
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After emptying the jar, Pooh dozed off for a while...
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...and....later....Pooh went to visit his friends...
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and by-and-by Pooh and Piglet went on again.
The wind was behind them now, so they didn't have to shout.
"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."
"And he has Brain."
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has a Brain."
There was a long silence.
"I suppose," said Pooh, " that that's why he never understands anything."
-- Winnie the Pooh
>>> Pictures mainly from Kurt Scaletta <<<
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