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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 8 Jun 1998.
CARTOON: James 'n' Dave: Treacle Pudding

CARTOON: James 'n' Dave: Treacle Pudding

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|                    ((())                                           |
|                   | o o |       .-- So David, How can I help       |
|                   |  >  |      /   you today?                      |
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|                    \___/                      |o  |||              |
|                   __| |__                     <    ||              |
|                  /  \X/  \   _________   .--- |-.   |              |
|        __________|_|_V_|_|__/\Dr. Blah\_ |     \___/               |
|       |---------------------------------||      | |                |
|       |                      I have      |     /"""\               |
|       |                        these  ---'    | | ||               |
|       |          .-----------. horrible       | | ||               |
|       |          | | |  | |  |  blisters|     | | ||               |
|   mga |__________| |__| |__| |_ on my feet!   | | ||               |
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|   \         \                                          /           |
|    \    ##   \                                        /            |
|     \  ##     \                _                Oh my! How on earth|
|      )      ###'-___________.-" )             did you get those?   |
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|mga  |     ##      ##   ##   _)                                     |
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|                    ((())      Well I was                           |
|                   | o o |    just cooking-.                        |
|                   |  >  |     some treacle|                        |
|                   | \_/ |   pudding...    |    |||||               |
|                    \___/                  |   |o  |||              |
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|                  /  \X/  \   _________    '-- |o    |              |
|        __________|_|_V_|_|__/\Dr. Blah\_       \___/               |
|       |---------------------------------|       | |                |
|       |                                 |      /"""\               |
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|       |          .-----------.          |     | | ||               |
|       |          | | |  | |  |          |     | | ||               |
|   mga |__________| |__| |__| |__________|     | | ||               |
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|                    ((())   And the instructions                    |
|                   | o o |  said to pierce-.                        |
|                   |  >  |  the tin and    |                        |
|                   | \_/ |    stand in     |    |||||               |
|                    \___/   boiling water  |   |o  |||              |
|                   __| |__  for 20 minutes!|   <    ||              |
|                  /  \X/  \   _________    '-- |o    |              |
|        __________|_|_V_|_|__/\Dr. Blah\_       \___/               |
|       |---------------------------------|       | |                |
|       |                                 |      /"""\               |
|       |                                 |     | | ||               |
|       |          .-----------.          |     | | ||               |
|       |          | | |  | |  |          |     | | ||               |
|   mga |__________| |__| |__| |__________|     | | ||               |
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|ND  THE END  THE END  THE END  THE END  THE END  THE END  THE END  T|
|HE END  THE END  THE END  THE END  THE END  THE END  THE END  THE EN|
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From: zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz (Martin Atkins)
Subject: CARTOON: James 'n' Dave: Treacle Pudding
Date: 1998/06/08
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