Re: IMHO

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote:

>" I am the Lord thy God: Thou shalt have none other gods but me."

>This guy sure speaks funny: must come from the same place as Jonathon.  :)

>(no offence intended Jonathon)


People always do seem to speak funny if you're not familiar with the
lingo but methinks, in fact, you are quite familiar with the Ten
Commandments and their lingual style...as demonstrated in the
following FAQ which you authored:


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      a copy of the FAQ can be found at:
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As for Jonathon Oglesbee's dialect that is evidently home-spun
American style folksy language quite unrelated to the language of
the Old Testament.


If you happen to visit some of the Counties of Northern England,
when people have listened to you several times someone will
probably smile and remark   " Eeee, dun't 'e talk funny? "  :-)


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