Re: ReadThis!!!!

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Dear:


   [X] Clueless Newbie         [X] Loser           [ ] Republican 
   [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer   [X] Jackass         [ ] Democrat 
   [ ] Me too er               [ ] Pervert         [ ] Geek
   [X] Spammer                 [ ] Nerd            [ ] Elvis
   [ ] Fed                     [X] Freak           [ ] FLAMENET
   [X] Smeghead                [ ] Yanni fan       [ ] God
   [ ] Neo-Nazi                [ ] Cat hater       [X] Nobody
   [ ] Unbearably self-righteous person
   [ ] Other:__________________


  You Are Being Flamed Because:

   [ ] You can't hold a tune
   [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
   [ ] You posted an off-topic binary in a non-binaries group
   [X] You can't spell worth a flying shit
   [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
   [ ] You continued a "troll" 
   [X] You started an off-topic thread
   [ ] You posted a "USA/Europe/Canada Sucks!" message
   [ ] You said "me too" to something
   [ ] You don't know which group to post in
   [X] You suck
   [ ] You brag about things that never happened
   [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
   [ ] You posted a (phone-sex) ad
   [X] You posted something totally uninteresting
   [X] You crossposted unneccissarily (spammed) 
   [ ] You posted a message in "3L33T" form/all in caps
   [ ] You posted racism/anti-homosexual shit
   [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
   [X] I'm in a bitchy mood today
   [ ] I think you might be a fed
   [ ] I know you are a fed


  To Repent, You Must:

   [X] Give up your Internet access forever
   [ ] Tell a policeman "I'm going to kill the President!"
   [ ] Lick a cow's butt
   [ ] Massage your dad's buttocks
   [X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
   [ ] Actually post something relevant
   [ ] Read the fuckin' FAQ
   [X] Play Mannenheim Steamroller on your gonads with a hammer
   [ ] Be Bob Dole's love slave
   [X] Spontaneously combust
   [ ] Jump in some industrial equipment 
   [ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
   [X] Take your head out of your ass
   [ ] Eat your own feces
   [ ] Eat my own feces


  In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

   [ ] You give evolution a bad rap
   [ ] Get a life
   [ ] Never post again
   [ ] I know where you live
   [ ] I've known lettuce heads smarter than you
   [ ] Take your shit somewhere else
   [ ] May you be audited incessantly
   [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
   [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
   [ ] See how far your tongue will fit up your ass
   [X] All of the above, and then some 

 End of Flame.

 Have a horrible day,

Disclaimer: If what I just said offended you, good. You probably needed
offending. Bitch at me if you think it'll help, it won't. Haikeeba!
"Ah! Plants are so content! I wish I could be one, as well!" - some man


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