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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 8 Apr 1999.
Re: Heineken
Meph wrote:
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Heineken... you're not from the Netherlands...
Heineken is what you get from a horse when you pour Grosch into it...

But yes, they'll probably still have Heineken around by the time the NCC 1701
gets launched...

Ojoshiro.

(The popularity worldwide of Heineken is indeed...illogical)
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