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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 8 Jul 1997.
Re: ! FREE PSYCHIC PREDICTIONS - FREE CALL

Re: ! FREE PSYCHIC PREDICTIONS - FREE CALL

Spam will be the death of me.  I got bored and decided to. um.. modify this
message :)  I hope it entertains you, I was extremely bored.  Also,
raindrops are very difficult to draw, the one in my signature kinda sucks
:)  (Yes, thats what that is) so fi you can make one that will fit in about
that space (it can be a little bigger) i would appreciate it.  Who knows
maybe I'll produce something that looks decent. heh.. :)

  _____________
 | Ben Winslow |
 |~~~~~~~~~~~~~|_____________________________________ __________
 | Ben Winslow, aka |Rain| on IRC, Rain on Quake     |          |
 | Email: rai...@Rain.dyn.ml.org WWW: Temporarily down |     '    |
 | Head Co-ordinator, AnyNet IRC Network             |    '''   |
 | Services Programmer, AnyNet IRC Network           |   '''''  |
 | AnyNet IRC Network, shell.darkelf.org port 8888   |    '''   |
 |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|
 | "I am a jelly doughnut" - English translation of John F.     |
 | Kennedy      speaking      at      the      Berlin      Wall |
 |______________________________________________________________|

On 8 Jul 1997 sus...@intercall.net wrote:

%You haven't heard how psychics have predicted the future
%for others and you do NOT want to see for yourself. Let
%a master psychic advise you now - try it for only 4 easy
%monthly payments of $99.99, just call
%1-800-YOU-SUCK.  You will be astounded at the
%bullshit in their predictions.  Idiots over 18 only.
%
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%1-800-YOU-SUCK
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welp, when ya can't beat the spam, parody it.. or something. :)

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From: Ben Winslow <rai...@Rain.dyn.ml.org>
Subject: Re: ! FREE PSYCHIC PREDICTIONS - FREE CALL
Date: 1997/07/08
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