Re: Cows

MAY WANHAMID (wan...@falcon.cc.ukans.edu) wrote:

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: Hey Cow-lover,
: 
: you might want to append this to your large cowllection
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:  The cow is of the bovine ilk
:  One end is 'moo', the other 'milk'
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:                           *Ogden Nash*
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: 
: Maryam.


Nice to see you are fond of bovine poetry. Here is another poem 
which includes your Ogden Nash quotation at the end of the poem:


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To: All those silly lemur people
From: A disgruntled cow



Why is it that you don't like the bovine herd?
When you see a cow aren't your feelings stirred?

What's the matter with you my cold-hearted friend?
Is it the smell of our people, Do we offend?

Why're you so mean, what did we do?
All we ever want is a little cud to chew

My bovine friends will never stand
For all the injustices in this land

Us cows'll overcome your predjudiced views
We'll riot!  We'll rally!  You'll hear our Moo's!

"But you're so lethargic?" you might say
Don't worry, says I, you'll get your day

So mark my words, and don't forget
A cow is more than a common pet

We won't roll over, we won't play dead
But you'd better watch out or we'll have your Head!!!!

So stand with me, my brothers, and just be true
To your needs and feelings, don't be afraid to moo

Just get out of the closet and do it right now
Go join your brothers, and hug fellow cows

Don't forget:   "We all are of the bovine ilk,"
                    "one end moo the other milk..."

                              - M. Silva


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