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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 18 Apr 1998.
Meet the CLAMS....<__" wot, another cartoon about us?-- "__>

Meet the CLAMS....<__" wot, another cartoon about us?-- "__>

                                          ________________
              It is essential         ___|                 |
    .---.     that the PreClear .-----.//|  how to become  |\
   /   @ '    should trust      O     // |  a $cientology  | \
   \  ':::    the auditor------ >      / |_____auditor_____|  \
    '---'                       '-----'  |    \            |   \
      
                                          ________________
                                         |                 |
    .---.                       .-----.  |  how to become  |\
   /   @ '                      O      \ |  a $cientology  | \
   \    <   ---Why?             ::::' || |_____auditor_____|  \
    '---'                       '-----|| |    \            |   \
                                    ~~~~

                                          ________________
              because, without        ___|                 |
    .---.     trust, nobody     .-----.//|  how to become  |\
   /   @ '    would pay for     O     // |  a $cientology  | \
   \  ':::    this tosh  ------ >      / |_____auditor_____|  \
    '---'                       '-----'  |    \            |   \


 [with apologies to Private Eye magazine]

-- 
    .-.    are there any overts         "news:alt.religion.scientology"       
   / 0 '   /  against greenfly?                
   \ .::  __ ___      ___               "mailto:dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk "
    '-'  | /|' /|----()__) (#~#)         
         |/_|_'_|---()__)    ^          "http://www.xemu.demon.co.uk/ "      

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From: Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk>
Subject: Meet the CLAMS....<__" wot, another cartoon about us?-- "__>
Date: 1998/04/18
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