Re: [OT]Re: Nerd Boy, episode 389
G4rf13ld wrote in message <3edb7b42$0$11153$ba6...@reader0.news.skynet.be>... >> Our argument is that women leave the seat down, and men have to cope >> with this (which we do without complaint). Why do women complain >> about this when men don't ? > >Cuz not all men have verry good aim ;) >And really... it's quite easy to take a seat :) Well, granted, it's sometimes quite difficult to pee in a straight line... But that wasn't my quibble! If the seat was up, and I needed to sit, I'd put it down without complaint. If the seat was down, and I wanted/needed it up, then I'd put it up without complaint. Since women don't (realistically) have the option of peeing while standing up, then they need the seat down all the time. It's not difficult to put the seat down if it's up. Men have to do the same thing when the seat is left down. Personally I think it's a jealousy thing - sure women can pee standing up... but it either looks silly, or it makes a hell of a mess !! :o) Besides - men's pee leaves the body out of a very small hole, and it is travelling at up to 30 miles an hour as it exits. This makes for high pressure. Tell me you've never seen a fireman miss the base of the fire..? ;oD (if this conversation were an ASCII drawing, Tran would be having a field day by now I'm sure) -- Graeme Porter -^-_ _ / [_][_]_:_ Proud owner of a 1978 /| _||_ v Pearl Fiberglass Shell kit | / \ | -=/=\\____//=\=jaa "I married Miss right, I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'" -- Anonymous
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,a8bd1c7fcb2c94f X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2003-06-03 00:25:46 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.fjserv.net!news.netkonect.net!btnet-peer0!btnet-feed5!btnet!bt !not-for-mail From: "Anonymous" <gue...@guest.net> Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: [OT]Re: Nerd Boy, episode 389 Date: Tue, 3 Jun 2003 08:25:45 +0100 Organization: BT Lines: 39 Message-ID: <bbhj08$bff$1...@pheidippides.axion.bt.co.uk> References: <bbfbg7$8q4vi$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de> <3edb3f25$0$26631$626...@news.free.fr> <bbfjmj$8to2v$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de> <mdJCa.1218$Fk4...@news1.rdc1.ky.home.ne.jp> <bbfspb$6sr$1...@pheidippides.axion.bt.co.uk> <3edb7b42$0$11153$ba6...@reader0.news.skynet.be> NNTP-Posting-Host: 193.37.173.8 X-Trace: pheidippides.axion.bt.co.uk 1054625608 11759 193.37.173.8 (3 Jun 2003 07:33:28 GMT) X-Complaints-To: pos...@axion.bt.co.uk NNTP-Posting-Date: 3 Jun 2003 07:33:28 GMT X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 4.72.3612.1700 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V4.72.3612.1700 Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:23445
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