Re: Mr. Braveheart needs a penis.

> Maria Stevenson (mst...@pacifier.com) wrote:
> 
> :               Have you not seen the movie "Braveheart"?....
> :               well, the other night some guy signed on
> :               asking for a penis ascii who goes by this USER NAME.
> :               It was too funny to let it pass!!!
> :               I like Mel Gibson...so it was the least I could do
> :               to help "Mr. Braveheart" get back his equipment.
> :               IF you get to see this famous award-winning movie...
> :               you would realize Bobbit did not cut off his penis.
> :               IT WAS BEFORE HER TIME.
> 
> WTF are you talking about?? William Wallace (Braveheart) got his head cut off

And bits scattered to the four corners of the kingdom....

Aden
**************************************************

Several of my friends think that they Bobbitized Braveheart, too, but 
everyone who saw it, remember when the munchkins were doing their
little scene, right before the whole torture thing?  Remember that
one munchkin "pulled" the rope out of the other munchkin's gut? That's
what they did to William Wallace...first of all it makes more sense
than dismembering his family jewels in front of a big crowd.  That's
not the kind of thing they did in those times....but they sure would've
disemboweled someone.

~Magpie~

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