Re: Cooking With John

JRO <twe...@my-deja.com> wrote in alt.ascii-art:

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> How to make Tamales...
>    A recipie.
>
>
>   How long has it been, since you had a
> rich, steaming plate of tamales? Remember
> how delicious tamales are? NO ONE can resist
> a well-garnished plate of REAL tamales, after
> all.
>
>   Well, no longer will you have to wait
> around until you can afford to visit an
> expensive restraunt which serves such a
> delicasy. I'll share with you the easy
> recipie for making your own REAL TAMALES,
> right at home!
>
>   The first thing you need, is some real
> tamale meat. Some folks will tell you to
> use beef, or chicken - this is a mistake!
>
> RULE ONE - you can't make a REAL tamale,
>           without catmeat. Cat; it's the
>           "other" red meat.
>
>
>
>  This is how to obtain fine tamale meats:
>
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Delicious!

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