help, I am tired of this crap

Who knows most about windows, and stupid Outlook Expressed 5?

I cain't post cartoons, frequently. What rot. I cain't post a
URL. I have a new cartoon, and it won't post. Not for the first
time, either. If anyone might have some advice on making this work,
I would appreciate it. If anyone might just have an idea about WHY
it don't allus work, I would apprecaite that.

I would NOT appreciate a bunch of posts that I should switch to
Linus. If I wanted to use Lennix, I would. There are enuff cats
in this neighborhood, as it is.

I would NOT appreciate a bunch of reposts that I should get Free
Agent - it sucked.

I would NOT appreciate people sending me dead fish, via UPS.

I would NOT appreciate somebody dropping a frog into my soup.

I would NOT appreciate any of you folks coming by and smoking up all my cigars.

I would NOT appreciate you writing "wash me" on the windshield of my convertible.

I would like some other help, however...

I WOULD appreciate if anybody would come an mow my lawn.

I WOULD appreciate anyone who wants to babysit.

I WOULD appreciate it if you would tell my wife I don't want to move
to Georgia, so she can just tell the CDC that was a nice offer, but
she cannot accept it.

I WOULD appreciate it if somebody would find my Zippo.

I WOULD appreciate it if somebody would come by that knew how to use an
iron, because it's apparent that my wife doesn't.

I WOULD appreciate any donations anyone wants to send, because I have
donated about all I can to every other basket-case that comes by; I might
even have to go back to work, and I like being retired at 38.

I WOULD appreciate it if somebody else would take my daughter to piano lessons
on Friday afternoons.

I WOULD appreciate it if somebody else would take the trash out on Mondays and
Thursdays.

I WOULD appreciate it if somebody would find my 1st edition Tarzan.

I WOULD appreciate it if I didn't have to get up and have to watch "Blue's Clues"
nearly every morning.

I WOULD like a lot of things, but I would like it if somebody knew why some of
my damn cartoons won't post.

Oh well.....


JRO
oglesbee@
       mail.fullnet.net

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