Re: Try This!

bds (bd...@dmi.net) wrote:
: ******************************************************************************
: This is the $1.00 concept explained without the hype and silly numbers!
: Read the following carefully and you could be joining the many thousands
: of Internet users who are currently earning quite large sums of money
: with a few hours work using their computers via the Internet!
: ******************************************************************************

begin flame

Dear:
 [ ] Clueless Newbie  [x] Lamer      [ ] AOLer
 [ ] "Me too" er      [ ] Pervert    [x] Geek
 [x] Spammer          [ ] Nerd       [ ] Elvis
 [ ] Fed              [ ] Freak      [ ] Scientologist
 [ ] Scammer          [ ] Troller    [ ] Pre-teen
 [ ] Cryogenic


You Are Being Flamed Because:
 [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
 [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
 [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
 [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
 [x] You started an off-topic thread
 [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
 [ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
 [ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
 [ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone famous
 [x] You make no sense
 [x] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal
 [ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
 [ ] You said "me too" to something
 [x] You suck
 [ ] You brag about things that never happened
 [ ] Your sig/alias/server is dreadful
 [ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
 [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
 [x] I don't like your tone of voice
 [ ] I think you might be a fed
 [x] You posted a make money quick scam
 [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
       worthless that you are being flamed anyway


To Repent, You Must:

 [ ] Be the PR guy for Canter & Siegel
 [ ] Give up your AOL account
 [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
 [x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
 [ ] Actually post something relevant
 [ ] Read the FAQ
 [ ] Be Senator Exon's love slave
 [x] Stop masterbating for a week
 [ ] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
 [x] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

 [ ] Blow me
 [ ] Get Wrecked
 [x] Go tell your mother/father/test tube they failed
 [ ] Get a clue, you pathetic loser
 [ ] Get a life
 [x] Never post again
 [ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
 [x] I pity your dog
 [ ] Go to hell
 [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
 [ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
 [x] Learn to post or get off of Usenet
 [ ] All of the above

end flame

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