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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 20 Jun 2000.
Re: Tell me whatiswhat...

Re: Tell me whatiswhat...

On Tue, 20 Jun 2000 04:32:58 +0800, as I was sneaking up on my
intended victim Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com>, I was stopped
dead in my tracks by the following words:

>On Mon, 19 Jun 2000 12:44:03 -0500 The Vampire LeStat
><vja...@usenet-performance-art.arg> wrote:
>>-- 
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>>     ||   ||  || ||___ `-.    \V/  || || ||    || ||    || || \\ ||___
>>                        )``.      __     ____  __  ______  ___  ______
>>                      __L  \\     ||    ||    (( \ | || | // \\ | || |
>>                   .-' <---.\\    ||    ||==   \\    ||   ||=||   ||
>>              .  .'     ) _.->>   ||__| ||___ \_))   ||   || ||   ||
>>               \`--.__.<-'  //\
>>               |`-<  /`-. //( |    vja...@usenet-performance-art.arg
>>               |  \ |    `-..\|(
>>               |    ).-.    `-(-} Meow.
>>               |        )    _/"
>>               \      /.__.-'/    I would Become a Ljutefjisk Vjiking
>>                 \    ''    /        for Usenet Performance Art.
>>                 `-._  _.-'  
>>                     """  <Fabulous ASCII art by VK, the one&only:)>
>>_______________________________________________________________________
>
>That's a dragon! I always thought it was some mutant exotic fish with
>puckered lips.

I'll tell VK you said that, see if I won't! ;)

-- 
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     ||   ||==|| ||==        \\ // ||=|| || \/ || ||_// || ||_// ||==
     ||   ||  || ||___ `-.    \V/  || || ||    || ||    || || \\ ||___
                        )``.      __     ____  __  ______  ___  ______
                      __L  \\     ||    ||    (( \ | || | // \\ | || |
                   .-' <---.\\    ||    ||==   \\    ||   ||=||   ||
              .  .'     ) _.->>   ||__| ||___ \_))   ||   || ||   ||
               \`--.__.<-'  //\
               |`-<  /`-. //( |    vja...@usenet-performance-art.arg
               |  \ |    `-..\|(
               |    ).-.    `-(-} Meow.
               |        )    _/"
               \      /.__.-'/    I would Become a Ljutefjisk Vjiking
                 \    ''    /        for Usenet Performance Art.
                 `-._  _.-'  
                     """  <Fabulous ASCII art by VK, the one&only:)>
_______________________________________________________________________
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|                                                                     |
|       THE VAMPIRE LESTAT                                            |
|                                                                     |
|       BoyToy#24 of the RLACaTS                                      |
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From: The Vampire LeStat <vja...@usenet-performance-art.arg>
Subject: Re: Tell me whatiswhat...
Date: 2000/06/20
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