Frogstein + Birdstein: The Next Generation
From Hilton Janfield <kor...@vcn.bc.ca--remote-to-reply>
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· 22 Aug 1997 00:00 · View full thread
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Okay... post this:
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| Frogstein and Birdstein: The Next Generation |
| Meet the Crew! |
| |
| Crew of the Federation Stopship U.S.S. Endocrine, NCC 1071-D. |
| __ ___ |
| Captain John-Luck Birdard ( "> ('v') Commanding Officer |
| French dude, slightly (> )> (> <) |
| insane. ^ ^ ^ ^ |
| ___ ___ |
| Commander Willdo Rideher / .-) /_|_\ Executive Officer |
| Walking hormone. His (_/o| (/o o\) |
| hairdo only enforces | -| | = | |
| that description. |
| __\_/__ __|_ |
| Lieutenant Commander D4T4 =-|| o o ||-= / _||_. Operations |
| T4, an annoying D4-model || `-' || [ || ` Officer |
| human relations android. ~/~|~\~ ~/~~| |
| Modelled after a TV so that humans would listen to him more. |
| |
| .== === |
| Lieutenant Commander Georgy LaFrog ( -) ( - ) Chief of |
| The Frog who never gets none. " " " " Engineering |
| |
| /( _|_ |
| Lieutenant Woof ( "> ('o') Helm Officer |
| (I need to replace this (= )= (= =) |
| pic! If anyone has a good " " " " |
| F&B-style/sized pic of a wolf or dog or something, e-mail it |
| to me!!) |
| |
| (( (\_/) |
| Lieutenant Natouchya Bunnyar ( "> ('n') Chief of Security |
| () )) () () |
| ' ' " " |
| __ ___ |
| Doctor Beaverly Crushher ( "> ('m') Chief of Medical |
| (-u)' (u--) |
| !! ! ! |
| __ ___ |
| Winely Crushher ( "> ('m') Kid |
| ( )' ( ) |
| ^^ ^ ^ |
| __ ___ |
| ( "> ('v') |
| Counselor Doyouwanna Troi (> )> (> <) Ship's Counselor |
| )( ) ( |
| |
| ,, ,, |
| Queue (@@ (@@) Villian |
| If you don't get the (/ )/ (/\) |
| joke on the name (you ^ ^ ^^ |
| probably don't..) e-mail me. |
| |
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| Frogstein and Birdstein: The Next Generation |
| Encounter At Closepoint (part 1 of 7) |
| by Hilton Janfield (mailto:kor...@vcn.bc.ca) - August 19, 1997 |
| |
| ,-~~~~~~|--------------.._ Have you ever been on a Galactica |
| /'/~^ |_.-----._| _____`\ / class stopship, Captain? |
| / / 1071-D | | |____ ~~\\ |
| ( (_________|_________|______`\___`\ -- No, Lieutenant, I haven't. |
| `\_________________(__HAWKING..--~ |
| ( || (_) \ |
| `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well then, sir, if I may say so, your |
| in for a real treat. |
| Shuttlecraft Hawking to Endocrine. |
| Request permission to dock. |
| |
| _,---------------------------._ |
| / Over 764 quadtrillion served! \ Endocrine here; |
| (_________________________________) Permission granted, |
| / / | | _\ \ / Hawking. |
| / /' _| |~' `\ \---...__ Welcome back. |
| /___/' _===|_____|======`\___\========= |
| ,-----------| |._/' | |..______| |--' |
| (___________| M |__) . . | [v] | | M | |
| / /.-| | `| | | | |
| '--------|___|- - - _/|_____| |___| |
| `\ \----' |_ _| / /' |
| `\ \ |_ _| / /' |
| `\_\ |_| /_/' |
| |
| WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THAT? |
| Theres a huge spaceborne \ ,-~~~~~~|--------------.._ |
| spider attacking my ship! /'/~^ |_.-----._| _____`\ |
| And I haven't even had a / / 1071-D | | |____ ~~\\ |
| chance to get it into a ( (_________|_________|______`\___`\ |
| battle and severely `\_________________(__HAWKING..--~ |
| crippled yet! Lieutenant ( || (_) |
| Bunnyar, open a channel, `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \ |
| NOW! / Umm, sir? That's Earth |
| / Station McDonalds. |
| *ahem* As I was saying, open a can of caviar, \ |
| Lieutenant. This is a moment to celebrate. Yech. |
| |
|-------------------------------------------------------to-be-continued-|
| |
| Next time on Frogstein and Birdstein: The Next Generation: |
| - Encounter At Closepoint, Part 2 or 7 |
| "I, Captain John-Luck Birdard, are hereby ordered to assume command |
| of the U.S.S. Endocrine, NCC 1071-D..." |
| "...prepare to leave orbit. Set a course for Deneb IV, warp 3..." |
| |
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| Frogstein and Birdstein are Copyright (c) 1997 Pete Casso |
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