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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 25 Jun 1999.
Re: REQUEST: Woman looking in the mirror

Re: REQUEST: Woman looking in the mirror

Jay C <Joe...@postYOURmasterBRA.co.uk> wrote in message news:ilm...@eidos.com...
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> >That's terrible. She has her clothes on.
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>         | |        @@@@@@@       ||          @@@@@@@  Ooops, silly me
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>         | |          @  ("\      ||      .'  _ @@@    ng, that's why I
>         | |        _@| |_`.`-.   ||    .' .'`\\@ \@   never stripped
>         | |       /\\   \\____)  ||    \_____) @_/)  sorry Joan
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>         | |     / /        )     ||       \  ----/ |  Maybe me and you
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Jay.... Well, almost. I guess I will have to make some smut, since
this broad obviously isn't going to strip.

I don't really get what you mean by "sorry Joan"? Joan's married, has
four kids, and (as far as I know), certainly ain't no leg-likker.

Or did you mean me? I'm married, have five kids, and still have to fight
the broads off. It gets tiring, on occasion. Life's just like that, sometimes.

Anyway, you have done a very fine job of turning b'ger's old picher into
a cartoon.


                    .--.
                  .'_\/_'.
                  '. /\ .'    Jonathon R. Oglesbee
                    "||"    ogl...@mail.fullnet.net
                     || /\
                  /\ ||//\)  "Clothing for women is a terrible
                 (/\\||/   idea... unless they are fat and ugly."
        ____________\||/________________________________

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From: "JRO" <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove>
Subject: Re: REQUEST: Woman looking in the mirror
Date: 1999/06/25
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