Copyrighting plagarism ;)

In article <Coo...@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> swe...@CS.ColoState.EDU (davi
d sweeney) writes:
>From: swe...@CS.ColoState.EDU (david sweeney)
>Subject: Re: TALK:Re: REQUEST: Swastika
>Date: Fri, 22 Apr 1994 15:48:25 GMT
>Keywords: It's perpetual September...

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>        |       I looked at it in the mirror--swollen, red,             |
>        |       pulsating.  I stopped for a minute, savoring the        |
>        |       anticipation, then continued.  I placed my hands        |
>        |       around it and playfully squeezed.  My mouth             |
>        |       began to salivate, and I swallowed.  Tension was        |
>        |       building.  Teasing it, I alternated between             |
>        |       gentle pulls and firm pressure.  There was an           |
>        |       almost painful sensation as my nerves registered        |
>        |       every motion.  It swelled a little more, and I          |
>        |       knew the moment was near.  Opening my eyes wide,        |
>        |       I gasped as the creamy liquid spewed forth in a         |
>        |       violent eruption.                                       |
>        |                                                               |
>        |       Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....                            |
>        |                                                               |
>        |       My body relaxed, my eyes came back into focus,          |
>        |       and I stood there limp as I quietly contemplated        |
>        |       the muck on the mirror.                                 |
>        |                                                               |
>        |       God I love zits.                                        |
>        |                                                               |
>        |                           --rst...@mdavcr.uucp (Roy Styan)     |
>        |                                                               |
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Then again, there's my own personal favorite, which I just happen to have
written by myself...

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                   Jeremy H. Sproat --> The jar, my spore.

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