In Today's News...

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Purely reposted, because I wanted to. Taken from real-life, by the
way....




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   Locals were saddened today, by the apparant
   suicide of "Swede" Nilson, the twenty-year
   proprietor of Swede's Butcher Shop. Nilson,
   who reportedly took his life in an unusual
   manner, was described as a friendly, honest,
   "extremely determined" man...

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Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
      mail.fullnet.net


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