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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 18 Nov 1997.
Re: Req: Christmas ascii-art

Re: Req: Christmas ascii-art

Cathy Moshos wrote:
> 
> Well, we're getting better...
> 

NO! PLEASE UNDERSTAND! YOU ARE NOT DOING BETTER! (and I definitely do
not mean to be rude, but please read this post! thoroughly!)

[ 8< lots and lots of GARBAGE (proportional font ascii art) 8< ]

A quote from the ascii art FAQ:
_________________________________________________________________________

3   Help! I can't tell what this picture is supposed to be ...

If a picture you see posted to this newsgroup looks like a complete mess
to you, don't panic. There are several reasons why it may look weird.

*   If *none* of the pictures in the newsgroup look like what the sender
    describes them as, then you're probably using a proportional font.
    To view (and draw) ASCII art, you must use a fixed-width font -- one
    where all characters are the same width (like on a typewriter).
    If you're not sure if your font is fixed-width or not, check the
    following two lines and see if they're the same length.
    iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    If they aren't, find the option in your news reader which lets you
    specify which font to use. If you just have a choice between
    proportional and fixed width, choose fixed width. If you have a
    choice of which font to use, try different ones until you find a
    fixed-width one (using the 'i's and 'm's above as a guide). Popular
    fixed width fonts include Courier, Monaco, and Fixedsys; anything
    with `fixed', `terminal', or `tt' in its name will also probably be
    fixed-width.
    Some Internet Service Providers (ISPs) supply newsreaders to their
    customers which, strange as it seems, don't allow them to use a
    fixed-width font. If this applies to you, there's not much you can
    do except to ask them for a newsreader which does, or switch ISPs.
*   If there are a lot of almost-blank lines in the picture, then the
    message is probably suffering from 'wrapping'. This wrapping may be
    being done by your newsreader; see if it has an option called `wrap
    long lines' or similar, and make sure it is turned off. If this
    doesn't work, then the wrapping was probably done by the news
    program of the person who sent the picture, in which case there's
    not much you can do -- everybody else will be seeing the same thing.
*   If there are a lot of < and > symbols in the picture, with words
    like HTML, FONT COLOR, B, I, and so on inside them, then the picture
    has been sent in HTML format (see Question 8), and your newsreader
    does not understand HTML (most newsreaders don't).
*   If you still can't work out what the picture is supposed to be, try
    reducing the font size (if you can), and moving a couple of metres
    away. If it still looks unrecognizable, then it's probably a problem
    with the news program used by the person who sent the message.

_________________________________________________________________________

Please understand! You probably send some beautiful stuff, but it is not
technically correct and the rest of us just see a whole bunch of GARBAGE
where your pictures were supposed to be!  :(

I do want you to get this right! Please look at these pictures:

http://www.ludd.luth.se/users/vk/pics/rubbish/not_good.dum.gif
http://www.ludd.luth.se/users/vk/pics/rubbish/not_good2.dum.gif
http://www.ludd.luth.se/users/vk/pics/rubbish/not_good3.dum.gif

They show you how the rest of us see your posts. It is NOT PRETTY!
Please CHANGE FONTS to "Courier", "Monaco" or "Fixedsys" according to
the instructions above!


Here are some pictures that are technically correct. Look at them and
get them to look right! Then look at your pictures with the same
setting!

This is a simple house (the walls are straight lines!):



                /\
               /  \
        __    /    \
       |  |  /      \
       |  | /        \
       |  |/          \
       |  |            \
       |                \
       |                 \
       |                  \
      /                    \
     /                      \
    /                        \
   /___                    ___\
      |                    |
      |                    |
      |                    |
      |                    |
      |                    |
      |                    |
      |                    |
      |                    |
      |                    |
      |                    |
      |                    |
      |                    |
      |                    |
      |____________________|

This is a cat:


                                            /\/\
                   ________________________/ @@ \
                   -------.   _________   > ____/<
                          ||||         ||||
                          ||||         ||||

The same cat, sleeping:



                    _______           ZZZZ
                   / __    \  /\/\ ZZZZ
                  /    \    \/ uu \
                 / _____|_  > ____/<
                 \________)______))


An aardvark:



        _.---._    /\\
     ./'       "--`\//
   ./              o \
  /./\  )______   \__ \
 ./  / /\ \   | \ \  \ \
    / /  \ \  | |\ \  \7
     "     "    "  "


A pair of panties on a line:


           _____                                    _____
          //  _/__                                 //  _/__
         //  //  /                                //  //  /
        //  //  /                                //  //  /
       //  //  /                                //  //  /
      //  //  /                                //  //  /
     /| _//  /                                /| _//  /
    / // /  /                                / // /  /
___J_C_ /__/________________________________J_C_ /__/_________
-----/ C__C% % % %\                /% % % % % / C__C----------
 /_// /  /% % % % %\              /% % % % % / /  /
  /||/__/% % % % % %\            /% % % % % %|/__/|
 /%|%_%_%_% % % % % %\          /% % % % % %_%_%_%|
 \_|/     (% % % % % %\        /% % % % % %)     \|
   |       (% % % % % %\      /% % % % % %)       |
   |        (% % % % % %\    /% % % % % %)        |
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         |        (% % % %  % % % %)        |
          \        (% % % %% % % %)        /
           \        |- - - - - - |        /
            `\.____/______________\____./'


A bucket:


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  /.-'"     "`-.\
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  |`-.._____..-'|
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A used teabag:


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A skull:


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Princess Diana

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A little dog:


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A bike:



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A hand holding a card:




                                ______________________________________
                               |                                      |
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                 .-'  `       .'/  ``                                 |
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           .-'         |   /   `.__//                                 |
        .-'           _.--/        /                                  |
       |        _  .-'   /        /                                   |
       |     ._  \      /     `  /                                    |
       |        ` .    /     `  /                                     |
       |         \ \ '/        /                                      |
       |        - \  /        /|                                      |
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From: Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer>
Subject: Re: Req:  Christmas ascii-art
Date: 1997/11/18
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