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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 9 Jul 1999.
Martians - Observations

Martians - Observations

"Now, this strange, though deceptively
simple-looking Earth device is called
a HAMMER. It's function, however, is
more complicated than it appears....
My assistant will now demostrate...."
             __
            (_()  \
       \__/  ||    \  \__/
       (oo)  /)       (oo)
     .//~~\\//      .//~~\\
     .\\__/\/   _____\\__//_____
       |/\|    |                |
 _____ |||| ___|                |______
______(_)(_)___|________________|____jro


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8888888888888888888888888888888888888888


           __      Silence, please!
          (_()  Watch very closely, now.
           ||           /
      \__/ /)     \__/ /
      (_o)//      (oo)
      ( \\/_    .//~~\\
       \_\__)____\\__//______
       ||| |                 |
   __  ||| |                 | _______
   ___(_(_)|_________________|______jro


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   YOMP!!
      \
     \__/        \__/
     (_X)        (oo)
     (\\\\'|`/ .//~~\\
      |\__\|/___\\__//_______
      |||/|smash!           |
 _____|||'||'.\             |__________
_____(_(_)|_________________|_______jro



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             Current theories suggest that this
             incredible rite may be related to
              their mating practices, as the
             ritual has been frequently observed
!howl!        during the construction phase of
 !howl!      their proto-fab-dwellings. And so,
  !howl!     the search for knowledge goes on...
   !howl!    __               /
       \    (_()             /
   ` + \__/  ||       \__/  /
  '(*).(xx)  /)       (oo)
  + \\//~~\\//      .//~~\\
     \/\__/\/   _____\\__//_____
       |/\|    |                |
 _____ |||| ___|                |______
______(_)(_)___|________________|___jro


endendendendendendendendendendendendendend
endendendendendendendendendendendendendend


Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
        mail.fullnet.net

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Subject: Martians - Observations
Date: 1999/07/09
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