Re: Janus God?
From Dave Bird <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk>
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· 18 Feb 2002 06:23 · View full thread
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In article<Knp...@4ax.com>, Peter "lastfuture" Marquardt <las...@lastfuture.de> writes: >On 12 Feb 2002 22:37:58 +0100, Pascal Bourguignon ><too...@example.com> wrote: > >>__Pascal_Bourguignon__ (o_ Software patents are endangering >>() ASCII ribbon against html email //\ the computer industry all around >>/\ and Microsoft attachments. V_/ the world http://lpf.ai.mit.edu/ >>1962:DO20I=1.100 2001:my($f)=`fortune`; http://petition.eurolinux.org/ > . > /|\ > | > > is this a mini tux? > i suppose so.. nice :) The penguins were started by Neil Smith at London University. ORIGINAL PENGUINS posted by Chad J Day, created by N.Smith (o_ (*_ (O_ (o< -! 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O-. | _._ \/ _> / \ (o_ U | (o_{o. \/) | | _[_][_]| | (o_//\(o_' (@_//\(\)('}.(O_ | (U | | \ | | \___/ //\U_///\~/~A\V_/_ //\ /| /|\/|\ ~/|\/|\ /|\ U_/_ V_/ \//_)_ V_/_ / / ~o) ~ ~'''''''band by ejm97''''''' penguin audience _o)(o_ one fine day in the middle of the night (o_ . -./\\//\.- two dead men got up to fight //\.-' |/~\| _\_UU_/_ back to back they faced each other U_/_ | _/o:____ """"""""""""drew their swords & shot each other!"""""""(_/\_/xemu ===================================================================== THE ELCH-LISTE MOOSES. ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ der einfache Mini-Elch (..) classic mini-Moose v-v-v-@@-v-v-v trauriger Mini-Elch (..) sad mini-Moose ^-^-^\OO/^-^-^ Mini-Elch mit Brille (..) miniMoose with glasses ^-^-^"@@"^-^-^ weiblicher Mini-Elch, mit Ohrringer d {..} b female miniMoose, with earrings ## ^-^-^-��-^-^-^ Theo Waigel Mini-Elch ^-^-^-OO-^-^-^ (..) Dennis Healey miniMoose (..) | ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ vershnupfter Mini-Elch [in standard ascii (.,) miniMoose with headcold characters only] | ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ Mini-Elch raucht Pfeife ^-^-^-@@-^-;-^ (..)__� miniMoose smoking a pipe (..)__u ^-^-'�'-^-^ Mini-Elch-Baby Elch-Herde passend: ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ (..) (..) (..) (..) For our Scottish readers: miniMoose & mickeyMoose? _ _ _ _ ( )( ) ( )( ) ^-^-^"@@"^-^-^ ^-^-^-@@-^-^-^ d {..} b (..) ============================C=L=A=M=S=============================== CLAMS, by Xemu - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - [after the traditional "cows" series....] .-. .-. .-. .-. / @ ' / U ' / O ' / X ' \ ':: \ ':: \ ':: \ ':: '-' '-' '-' '-' standard dozing amazed drunken clam clam clam clam .-. .-. .-. .-. / # ' / . ' / + ' / � ' \ ':: \ .:: \ .:: \ .:: '-' '-' '-' '-' black-eye bored halfwit death-stare clam clam clam clam .-. .-. .-. .-. / ! ' / ? ' / = ' / $ ' \ .:: \ .:: \ .:: \ .:: '-' '-' '-' '-' surprised puzzled chinese registrar clam clam clam clam __ .-. .-. .-. /__\ / @ o / @ o / @ ' / U ' \ '.. \ .-- \ .:: \ .:: '-' '--' '-## '-' # happy as clam@2pm bearded O.T.clam (with a clam onThursday clam bacofoil hat) _ .-. | | .-. .-. '. / @ / | | /o ' / @ ' ; \ < -< |_| \@@@@ \ .::==' '--\ _ '-' '-' (_) tone40 clam reproducing clam smoking clam by spores a Kool .-. .-. .-. /[#]= /[O ' ::' \ \ .:: \ .:: . @ / '-' '-/ '-' +-----/--+ cool clam '.__//__.' sea-org australian (in shades) clam clam. .-. is there an earlier .-. / @ ' / incident? ' o \ \ .:: __ ___ ___ ;;' / '-' | /|' /|----()__) '-' clam auditting |/_|_'_|---()__) a pre-clear .-. are there any overts / 0 ' / against greenfly? \ .:: __ ___ ___ '-' | /|' /|----()__) (#~#) clam auditting |/_|_'_|---()__) ^ a tomato Admiral Damien reviews his navy: handle that Ward creep .---. .---. .----- / or it's rice&beans! / [O / 6 < \\ "(*) \ {Ho \ .::__ `-----' .- `----' `---' \ _\| Damien Helena unable_semen Engram The PR team: .---. .--~~--. .--. / (O / {' "P" {' "� \ .:: \ b '::: \ -= `--## `--..--' `--' # Milne Cory (note ear-ring) Vera They've gone on vacation & left the kids in charge of handling ARS: .-~1O .-~~b. <3' < ':: < .-- `~~~~ `""""" Mikey, age3 Saussage, age 10 Ester no-hope MicroClams(clamspores): <@(*)> <@_= double plate shown: <E" <F" <K" <3' <B" <{" <-" <=" <--" top plate shown: <^" <~" bottom plate shown <_" <~_" sideways: closed (|) open {:} bearded #{:}# ### front view .~@@~. back view _-~~-_ '--' ~--~ _________________Clams on PushBikes__________________________ <^", <=@>r <~'t <_@; <^`f (_)(_) (_)(_) (X)(X) (+)(+) (~)(~) """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Clambed CHEEE-ARGE! / .-----. <3' <K" <B` <_� <=@> <^" < \\ "(*) \ `-----' but admiral, we're already charging $150 an hour! ================ CLAM JOKES Part 1 ============================ TWO CLAMS, lost in the middle of the desert... quick, how much money have you got in your wallet? $7500---but why?? / \ <K' 'Z> ..............\................................................ \ now just think of a course that costs $7500, and the registrar will find us within 15 minutes how many clams does it take to change a lightbulb? / <=@> "^> / none: the lightbulb must find $80,000 dollars to become clear, then it will have the selfdeterminism to change itself. why do clams never have coz they chucked the little doggie all 4 players at monopoly? in the pool! / \ <3' <(*)@> Clamz meets snaylz I may move slowly by applying the teknology but I get to see the world of LRon Hubbub I have \ / learned to be _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ____@/ '==> stuck on a rock and go nowhere LRon Hubbub public relations teknology (1) (2) (3) .-~~-. .-~~-. .-~~-. ; < ..@ .- < ..@ . < ..@ .- '-..-| '-..-| : '-..-| |____ |____ |__ _ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~-~~ [ clam, BLAM, thank you mam! ] ____ ____ ( ) ( ) _\ /_ _\ /_ .--. <_@..@_> <_d..d_> <\____/> ~--~ ~--~ ~--~ / \ So Damien's Zzzzz not going to be deposed for a while -- at least, not until after he's given evidence. -------------------------------- _.-@~@-._ _.-0~0-._ '-...-' ~.- -.~ ( ) / '-...-' / \ What's with Damien sent him a sicilian message: judge whyte? a parcel with a dogfish in it. ----------------------------------------- hi, i'm ron's amigo hi, my name is ron & i audit / / : tomatoes <r� ("P____ _ : [ ]_ [\|']-(_() (#~#) [ _) ^ o ( | o ||_ _____o___________ ( don't I get ) ( any choice in ) ( the matter,then? ) _____ | | / / / \ \ / -- -| Duck! | \__ ____ / \_____/ / \ / \ | Dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk /| / You \ / | \ \ / |_\called?/__/ / | |_____________///////// < |____\_______| | |(______________ () \ | \ / () | () | | \\\\\\\\\ \| | __|__ | | _|___/___ \___ | | TWOING !!! __---- ----__\---\_ / __ | ______________________ \____-------------______/ \ / \ / / / / _/ ---| hmm, it theemth | / \ / / / | i thlighly | / $ / / | mithtook | / / / | your meaning there, | | | / | buthtah !!! | \______________// \______________________/ \________/
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII X-Google-Thread: f996b,b6d760594b02cadc X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2002-02-18 17:04:09 PST Path: archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!news.uchicago.edu!newsfeed.cs.wisc.edu!nnxp1.twtelecom.net!news-out.visi.com!hermes.visi.com!news.tele.dk!small.news.tele.dk!194.42.224.136!diablo.netcom.net.uk!netcom.net.uk!dispose.news.demon.net!news.demon.co.uk!demon!xemu.demon.co.uk!dave From: Dave Bird <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art Subject: Re: Janus God? Date: Mon, 18 Feb 2002 06:23:26 +0000 Organization: Smelling--nose Dogs for the Anosmic Message-ID: <vej...@xemu.demon.co.uk> References: <87g...@thalassa.informatimago.com> <3C6...@aerosensing.de> <871...@thalassa.informatimago.com> <Knp...@4ax.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: xemu.demon.co.uk X-NNTP-Posting-Host: xemu.demon.co.uk:158.152.196.209 X-Trace: news.demon.co.uk 1014080623 nnrp-10:20637 NO-IDENT xemu.demon.co.uk:158.152.196.209 X-Complaints-To: abu...@demon.net MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain;charset=iso-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Newsreader: Turnpike Integrated Version 5.00 U <dQumtnY$x4rJ2u5tL5fS$n2vuP> Lines: 469 Xref: archiver1.google.com alt.ascii-art:14786
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