Re: tomb raider ode

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<VA....@karley.go-and-spam-me-you-sweaty-toads.freeserve.co.uk>
, Aidan Karley 
<aid...@karley.go-and-spam-me-you-sweaty-toads.freeserve.co.uk> writes:
>In article <9e50a4$6bj$1...@news.netmar.com>,  wrote:
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>
>     There's a game out there called (IIRC) Shadow Warrior which has a secret

>level including a chained up Lara. I suspect that you've seen it <G>.
>
>
>Aidan Karley
>Aberdeen,
>Scotland.
>Message written at Sun, 27 May 2001 21:41 +0100, but posted later.
>

I haven't seen that game but there's a TON of x-rated and "Lara in 
distress" artwork on the net. The wildest are the ones where they take 
the Lara action figures and make little dioramas of her in quicksand, 
being wrapped up by man-eating plants, tied up by villains, etc. It's so 
hilariously degenerate. Though I saririze it, I must admit I'm 
fascinated by the absurd campy quality. I have a definite weakness for 
that kind of unintentionally stupid humour. Plus, it's heartening to 
know that however badly I'm afflicted with too much time and too little 
brain that somewhere someone else is worse off than I am.


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