Donors
My sister sent me this joke, so I asciified it.
Enjoy!
_____________
/ \
| Which floor, |
| Ma'am? | _________
\_________ __/ / \
|/ | 2nd, |
(G) 1 2 3 4 5 6 | please. |
\_ ______/
,________________________ \| _.
| | | |
| | -- )) ((-- | | ,-------------------.
| | | | | <-- X-Ray |
| | ___ | ____ :-------------------;
| | ('___`) | _(( ~~ )_ | Maternity --> |
| | |//|\\| | ( ~ ~ ~~ ) :-------------------;
| | \::;/ | ((~~ ~~ ~ ~) | Golf Course --> |
| | __/ \__ ( ~ ~ ~~~~ ) `-------------------'
| | /' : `\ ( ~ ~ ~ ~)
| | | | | | ) (~~ ~ )
| | \ \ : / / /((~ ~~~) )
| | \ \ / / / /|(~~ ): |
| | `.`\X/',' \_\|). .(:.|
| | [_\\X//_] /\_Y~~~~~\ |
| | |[] | []| ||( | )\
___________________
,' `.
/ I'm donating blood. \
| They pay you $20 |
. \ in this place. /
` _____________ `._______________ __,'
/ \ __ ____ |/
| Good for you! | \ () |
\_____ ______/ \ \/ |
\| () \/ |
| ___ ____
| ('_'_`) _( ~~ ))_
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7 | \ o / (~~?o o? ~))
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| /,) |/ I \| (( ||_|
______________________
,-' `-._
/ Me, I'm off donating `.
| sperm in 3rd. They pay $200. \
| There's a shortage in Scot- /
`. land, or something. _,'
`-._____ _______________,-' _______
. \| / \
`.________ ___ () ____ | I see. |
| \--\ \/ \__ ___/
| \ \ \/ |/
| () () |
| ___ ____
| ('_'_`) _( ~~ ))_
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7 | \ o / (~~?6 6? ~))
6 | __/\-/\__ ( ~ \ o /~ )
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4 | | ||` ' '|| | /___Y__(\
*3 | \ \\` '// / ,\___|__|/\
(2) | \| \`_'/ |/ | \ / \ |\ \
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| |/ I \| (( ||_|
_________________
( )_
( Passing on the )
(_ adult magazines _)
(__ today... ____)
(_____________)
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O _____________ _ () ____.
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| (- | _ ____( | ,\___|__|/\
| | _(-\\_] | | \ / \ |\ \
| (( - | I \| | |.|) . (|/_/
| | ) | | | /~~~~~//~\
| | | | | (( ||_|
_________________
| |
| The Next Day: |
|_________________|
____________________
/ \
/ My, my! Long time \
| no see! It can't be |
(G) 1 | blood-lettin' today. |
\ Where to, Ma'am? /
,________ \___ _______________/
| | \|
| | | | ,-------------------.
| | -- )) ((-- | | | <-- X-Ray |
| | ___ | ____ :-------------------;
| | ('___`> | _(( ~~ )_ | Maternity --> |
| | /// ^( | ( ~ ~ ~~ ) :-------------------;
| | ';,-/ | ((~~ ~~ ~ ~) | Golf Course --> |
| | __/ \__ ( ~ ~ ~~~~ ) `-------------------'
| | /' : `\ ( ~ ~ ~ ~)
| | | | | | ) (~~ ~ )
| | \ \ : / / /((~ ~~~) )
| | \ \ / / / /|(~~ ): |
| | `.`\X/',' \_\|). .(:.|
| | [_\\X//_] /\_Y~~~~~\ |
| | |[] | []| ||( | )\
. ____ / ()
`. \XXX\ -- __ | /
`.___________ \ \-- |/ ______/
| \ |
| () |
| \ | /
| ___ ____
| (( ('___`> _( ~~ ))_
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7 | ';,__/ ( ~~?*"*? ~))
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| |/ I \|(,/ ( ||_|
--
___ __ __ "Muscles of All Limbs, Unite!
/ _ / _( ) You Have Nothing to Lose But Your Sinews."
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\___\__(____) �OOL mm
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