Re: The Ultimate TUrn ON IS BIg BUCks!

On Thu, 21 Nov 1996, Matthew Dawdy wrote:
>  The Ultimate TUrn ON IS BIg BUCks!
>  THAt's hOW yOU gET wOMEN, mEN, CoNfIdEnCe,
>  You Name it!
>  Read. it works It Works IT WORKS !.!.!
>  HOW MUCH DO YOU SPEND ON LOTTERIES?  HAVE YOU EVER WON?
>  HOW MUCH DOES $5 BUY AT MCDONALD'S? AT A BAR? GROCERIES?
>  HOW MUCH DOES ONE MAGAZINE COST?  
>  TRY M.A.K.I.N.G. MONEY THIS TIME!
>  ********************************
>  ** READ ON!!!  THEN DECIDE!!! **     
>  ********************************
>  I thought it was a huge joke.  I spoke to my wife, attorney
>  and friends about it, and they all agreed it was some kind
>  of scam.  I can't stand scams, because usually someone gets
>  burned, and I didn't want it to be me.  Of course, I rejected
>  the idea at first.  After a short period of about two weeks,
>  I thought "I have already heard of such things.  But on the 
>  Internet?!?".  I decided that even if I had to throw $5 into
>  the fire, it wouldn't hurt my wallet that much, and gave it
>  a try.  After all my wallet could sure use a LOT more than 
>  five dollars.

Hello,
Title 18 Section 1302 US Code   Postal Lottery Statute.

By using the internet for your scam spam you are comitting
wire fraud. This is illegal in the US. For your information, 
you may want to check on the country you are in for laws
regarding this. You can permanently lose you account. If 
someone is hacking into your account then you may want to 
get a new account or change your password more often then you 
currently do. If it is legal in your country then delete this
message. Jon.
PS This website explains more information if you need it:
http://www.usps.gov/websites/depart/inspect/chainlet.htm
PPS US taxes pay for the internet backbone over existing phone
lines so wire fraid does apply in these cases. 

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