Re: Stranded
From Gerfried Fuchs <alf...@innocent.com>
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· 24 Nov 1999 00:00 · View full thread
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Hi! I thought I _knew_ this joke until the punchline came up.... So I thought I'd make a rediddle to let you know how this joke is told over here. Jan-Erik Finnberg <whe...@icenet.no.spam.please.fi> wrote: > > We're here on the airport, where a group of people > have just arrived after being stranded on an island > for more than a year. > _ _ > \ / > V > ,()) _===_ > )( .. . . == > ()) b < 3 = > "" \=| (#)>__/ > [_]\\| //__/ /| > // \ (_/___/ | > \\___> |____| > )_P#/ \' / > | )_ |_| > (___o' mMMMM > > ============================================================ > > Tell me, how did you pass time while you > were waiting to be rescued? > _ _ > \ / > V > ,()) _===_ > )( .. . . == > ()) b < 3 = > "" \=| (#)>__/ > [_]\\| //__/ /| > // \ (_/___/ | > \\___> |____| > )_P#/ \' / > | )_ |_| > (___o' mMMMM > > ============================================================ > > Well, it _did_ get kinda boring, so we started telling > jokes. Unfortunately none of us knew that many jokes, > so the same jokes got told time after time. > _ _ > \ / > V > ,()) _===_ > )( .. . . == > ()) b < 3 = > "" \o| (#) -__/ > [_]\\| \\,__/ /| > // \ (_/___/ | > \\___> |____| > )_P#/ \' / > | )_ |_| > (___o' mMMMM > > ============================================================= > > So, to save time, we numbered the jokes. Whenever someone > wanted to tell a joke, he just said a number. > _ _ > \ / > V > ,()) _===_ > )( .. . . == > ()) b < 3 = > "" \o| (#) -__/ > [_]\\| \\,__/ /| > // \ (_/___/ | > //____> |____| > q_)###/ \' / > | )_ |_| > (___o' mMMMM > > ============================================================== > 23! > _ _ > \ / > V > ,OOo ,()) _===_ > OO . . )(. . . . == > OO > ()) b < 3 = > "" Xo| "" \- (#) -__/ > (_)\X| [_]\\| \\,__/ /| > // \ // \ (_/___/ | > \\___\ \\___> |____| > )_P#7 )_P#/ \' / > | )_ | )_ |_| > (___o' (___o' mMMMM > > ============================================================== > > HEH HEH ! > _ _ > \ / > V > ,()) _===_ > )( .. . . == > ()) b < 3 = > "" \<| (#) -__/ > [_]\\| \\,__/ /| > // \ (_/___/ | > \\___> |____| > )_P#/ \' / > | )_ |_| > (___o' mMMMM > > ============================================================== > 275! > _ _ > \ / > V > ;::. ,()) _===_ > :: . . )(. . . . == > :: \ ()) b < 3 = > ~~ {o} "" \- (#) -__/ > (_)\{} [_]\\| \\,__/ /| > // | // \ (_/___/ | > \\__| \\___> |____| > )_P# )_P#/ \' / > | )_ | )_ |_| > (___o' (___o' mMMMM > > ============================================================== > > *YAWNS* > _ _ > \ / > V > ,()) _===_ > )( __ . . == > ()) b < 3 = > "" \O| (#) -__/ > [_]\\| \\,__/ /| > // \ (_/___/ | > \\___> |____| > )_P#/ \' / > | )_ |_| > (___o' mMMMM > > =============================================================== > / What was the problem with the > \ second joke? > \_ _ > \ / > y > ,()) _===_ > )( .. . . == > ()) b < 3 = > "" \- (#)-__/ > [_]\\| //__/ /| > // \ (_/___/ | > \\___> |____| > )_P#/ \' / > | )_ |_| > (___o' mMMMM > > ================================================================= > He simply can't tell any jokes properly! > _ _ > \ / > V > > ,()) _===_ > )( .. _ _ == > ()) b < 3 = > "" \v| (#) -__/ > [_]\\| \\,__/ /| > // \ (_/___/ | > \\___> |____| > )_P#/ \' / > | )_ |_| > (___o' mMMMM > > ================================================================== > > Guess you could see that punchline coming a mile away... Well, if it's for me, I didn't see it coming, but expected the above... I hope you get it :-) Have fun! -- Gerfried Fuchs <URL:mailto:alf...@innocent.com> <URL:http://alfie.ist.org/alfie/>
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,219a3f0be2afff0e X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: alf...@innocent.com (Gerfried Fuchs) Subject: Re: Stranded Date: 1999/11/24 Message-ID: <slr...@pc9601.sie.siemens.at> X-Deja-AN: 552465745 References: <4=s6O...@4ax.com> X-Complaints-To: new...@siemens.at X-Trace: scesie13.sie.siemens.at 943443842 22398 195.1.135.123 (24 Nov 1999 11:44:02 GMT) Organization: Siemens AG Austria User-Agent: slrn/0.9.5.7 (Windows) NNTP-Posting-Date: 24 Nov 1999 11:44:02 GMT Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
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