Me and My chainsaw Part 2!!!

After our first little adventure me and my chainsaw were walking down the
same road when we cam apon a small town. We figured we might stop wash
ourselves up clean the blood off and get a nice hot meal or something then
move on about our buisness but seeing as these people don't know how to
mind their own buisness we might as well stay a little longer then
expected. First thing that we did is enter the town through the main gates
and along the main road. Well this is one of those small towns where it has
like one street and a couple of alleys and everyone knows everyone elses
buisness. As soon as we hit the town the shit starts to fly the first thing
that happens is some redneck comes up to us and happens to be wearing a
badge he exclaims "I'm the sherrif of these here parts and I don't take to
kindly to strangers So what are ya here fer?" GEE FAT ASS LIKE ITS ANY OF
"YER" BUISNESS ANYWAY!!!!!!! I act nicely and says I'm simply here to get
some food and wash up a bit I was in a bit of a hunting accident hence the
blood! The tubby bitch then says "You have no buisness here move along or I
might have ta open up a can of whoop-ass on ya" Alright fatty no more
mister nice guy ya done pissed me off I then ball up my fist and jam it
into the front of his face shattering his nose apon contact. He stumbles
back in pain the quickly goes for his gun. I see his false move and fling
the chainsaw up tearing his grubby little hand off and flinging it 20 feet
away. He screams in pain but manages to compose himself enough to catch me
off guard (Due to the fact that I'm laughing my ass off) he catches me with
a quick elbow to the gut I must admit that was pretty quick thinking of the
hillbilly he then grabs his nightstick and swings it in a low arc catching
me behind the kne and proceeds to give me a rodney king style beat down
(DAMN wheres the camcorder when ya need it????) He laughs and then realizes
that the adrenaline rush is wearing off and starts to feel the pain of his
severed wrist. He starts to scream like a madman and i quickly jump to my
feet and plunge my fist strait into his mouth I grab hold of the first
thing my hand comes in contact with and pull as hard as I can ripping his
head damn near off my the inside of his throat. I laugh as I am sprayed yet
again with blood. Ohh the warmth of the blood as it flows down my face and
body. I then realize that half of the town is now starting to come twords
me at a very fast pace carrying clubs axes picks and various other objects
that would probably hurt if they managed to hit me but Lucky Lucky me i
remembered my lucky Pipebomb I hurl it into the crowd and before they know
it almost every single on of them is now a permanate part of the buildings
and road. the other half are mortally wounded and would have ended up
dieing a slow death but me being such the "Nice" guy I am decided to give
out mercy killings for free today. I quickly despence of what little life
is left in this boring small backwoods faggot ass town and head on down the
road to another place. Ohh and by the way I did get me some food and washed
up free of charge Ofcourse.

Insane Ninja
ins...@goplay.com
http://www.bwave.com/drakuss/index2.html

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