[comic] Lunix?
From David Palmer <dav...@rocketmail.com>
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· 21 May 2002 14:02 · View full thread
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What's this Lunix thing It's an illegal hacker
that I keep hearing you operating system.
talking about? ,
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So where did it It was invented by a Soviet
come from? hacker named Linyos Torovoltos
during the Cold War.
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So Torovoltos invented an Well actually it's based on a
illegal operating system? program called "xenix", which
was written by Microsoft for
the US government.
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But what's the point It's used by hackers to break
of having a different into other people's computer
operating system? systems to steal credit card
numbers. They also use it to
break into people's stereos to
steal their music, using that
` "mp3" program I told you about.
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Oh, right. I reckon this He is. He's a notorious hacker,
Torovoltos guy should be responsible for writing many
arrested, he sounds very hacker programs, such as
dangerous! "telnet", which is used by
hackers to connect to machines
on the internet without using a
` telephone.
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One of my friends said Oh she shouldn't do that, if
her boyfriend was going handled incorrectly, he may
to install "lunix" on her damage her computer, and even
hard drive. break it completely by deleting
Windows, at which point she'll
have to have her computer
repaired by a professional.
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Jeez, that's scary. How If she sees the word "LILO"
can she tell if Lunix is during hers windows startup
installed on her computer? (just after she turns her
machine on), lunix is installed.
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How can she get rid of it? Tell her she'll have to send her
computer back to the manufacturer
to have new hard drive fitted.
Lunix is extremely dangerous
software, and can't be removed
without destroying part of the
` hard disk surface.
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Well I'm glad you never Hmmm...yes, I mean no...
have anything to do with
lunix! ,
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