Re: You have to see this![General Mayhem] .

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"Major Asshole" <emw...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> 
> ame is no longer on the list, you just take the latest
> posting that is appearing in the newsgroups, and SEND OUT ANOTHER
> $5.00 to THE NAMES ON THE LIST, PUTTING YOUR NAME AT #5 AGAIN, AND
> START POSTING AGAIN!!
> 
> The thing to remember is, do you realize that THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ALL
> OVER THE WORLD ARE JOINING THE INTERNET AND ARE READING THESE
> ARTICLES EVERY DAY!!  JUST LIKE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW!!!  So, can you
> afford $5.00 and see if it really works?  I think so.......
> 
> People have said, "What if the plan is played out and no one sends you
> the money?"  So what!  What are the chances of that happening when
> there are TONS OF NEW, HONEST USERS AND NEW, HONEST PEOPLE joining the
> Internet and Newsgroups everyday? and, are willing to give it a try?
> Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new users, each and every day!!
> Remember, play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this WILL WORK, I PROMISE YOU!!
> You just have to be honest.
> 
> Make sure you print this article out, RIGHT NOW, also, try to keep a
> list of everyone that sends you money, and always keep an eye on the
> newsgroups to make sure everyone is playing fairly.  REMEMBER:
> HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY!!  YOU DON'T NEED TO CHEAT THE BASIC IDEA
> TO MAKE MONEY!  GOOD LUCK TO ALL, AND PLEASE, PLAY FAIRLY; YOU WILL
> REAP THE HUGE REWARDS FROM THIS.....WHICH IS TONS OF CASH!!!
> 
>   ****By the way, if you try to deceive people by posting the messages
> with your name on the list, and by not sending the money to the people
> already on the list, you will not get much.  Someone I talked to knew
> someone who did that, and he only made $150.00; and that was after
> seven or eight weeks!!  Then, he sent the 5 $1.00 bills; people added
> him to their lists, and in 4 - 5 weeks, he had over $10,000.00.
> 
> THIS IS THE FAIREST, AND MOST HONEST, WAY I HAVE EVER SEEN TO SHARE
> THE WEALTH OF THE WORLD WITHOUT COSTING ANYTHING BUT OUR TIME!
> 
> GOOD LUCK, AND HAVE FUN!!!!

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