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ASCII Jokes
. Here is a collection of light, nerdy humor about characters, terminals, encoding, and the wonderfully weird world of text-based creativity.ASCII Jokes
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
ASCII no stupid questions and I'll give you no stupid ANSIers
Does anyone know of a good character encoding standard that I can give to someone I care about?
ASCII for a friend.
I almost bought a huge library out of old computer programming books...
...but the ascii price was way too high.
Why did the slash and backslash break up?
They kept going in different directions.
I wrote a scary story in ASCII.
It was full of ... unexpected characters.
I do minimalist ASCII art
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She said we needed more space in our relationship
So I delivered: I L O V E Y O U !
Draw me like I look on a Monday morning
(×_×)
Why did the parent love monospace fonts?
Because every character gets equal attention.
I made a tiny ASCII house.
It’s not much, but it has great character.
Why do ASCII artists hate autofill?
Because it keeps adding characters they didn’t type.
Why was ASCII feeling limited?
It could only express itself in 95 ways.
ASCII walked into a Unicode bar.
The bartender said: "Sorry, we don't serve your type here – you're too basic."
Why did ASCII break up with EBCDIC?
They just weren't compatible.
What did ASCII say to the emoji?
Back in my day, we expressed emotions with just a colon and a parenthesis :)
Why did ASCII refuse to grow up?
It was stuck in the 60s.
Why is ASCII so predictable?
Because it always goes by the numbers.
ASCII tried yoga.
But it couldn't handle the extended positions.
What did 0x0A say to 0x0D?
Stop returning to the same old line.
(Line Feed & Carriage Return)